I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:
“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”
“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”
I AM SO DONE
Hey guys! I’m starting to make lipstick and eyeshadow- would that be something you guys were interested in?
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
…….wow just no
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for iiiitt……
i’ve got 99 problems with game of thrones and unnecessary sexualized violence is like 98 of them
Can we just sit down and talk about this motherfucking scene for a goddamed second? Seriously??? Everyone always goes off about how Tony and Bruce have this remarkable chemistry. Which they do, sciencebros is my baby and always will be.
But Tony is not the ONLY person who treats Bruce like every other person. Sure, Steve’s a little formal about it, but that’s STEVE all over. He’s polite and formal and doesn’t want to push any buttons. Not because he’s afraid of the Hulk, no, he just doesn’t want to insult someone who seems nice enough????
Sometimes I’m worried that all Tony sees is the Hulk, because while yes, it is a part of Banner, it is not who he is completely, we all carry our anger, but it is not entirely who we are. Steve makes that differentiator and god I LOVE him for it.
AND BRUCE JUST GETS TIGHT LIPPED AND NODS LIKE WOW STEVES A REALLY SWEET FUCKING GUY
Also, come on he talks to the Hulk and it’s kind of the cutest thing ever.
AND HE ALSO TALKS TO HULK LIKE HE’S A PERSON CAPABLE OF TAKIN ORDERS AND BEING PART OF THE GROUP I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE AMOUJTN OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS TREATED HULK LIKE HE WAS MORE THAN JUST A RGAE MOSNTER THAT NEEDED OT BE PLACATED IN MCU DONT FUCKGIN TOU CH ME THATS THE MOMENT HULK GOES STEVE = FRIEND. his entire life people have told him not to smash and steves like go get em tiger do your thing we love you
also a lot of people talk about the avengers checkin steve right the fuck OUT so can we just appreciate the once over bruce gives him like same man fuckin same like “wow thats america wow so free look at that body wowow”
my punctuation gradually deteriorated but if you dont think that hulk and steve would sit around finger painting together you’re dead fucKING WRONG i love these two so much it’s gross eugh
spock on a trampoline
his bowlcut flying upward in a single, dark whoosh; his hands folded neatly behind his straight back; one eyebrow perfectly arched; ‘boing. boing. boing.’
I can’t just Jercy in, like, any sort of smoopy romantic relationship but I mean just like fwb
"Hey, bro, can we cuddle?"
"Fuck yeah we can cuddle you come here."
"I really want to make out with someone right now."
"My lips aren’t doing anything."
"Dude, be my booty call?"